Actualités / Politique
![](https://i.topito.com/ZUsaTXhq95C43ou4pq9KsISkp7mDpw0lxjSUfey9RZE=/640x336/smart/filters:fill(white):format(webp):quality(70)/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.topito.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2016%2F09%2FPUNCHLINE-DEBAT-1.jpg)
Top 12 des meilleures punchlines de débats politiques, dans les dents Roland
![](https://i.topito.com/7nN4jL-e_3U0S6ozKmy1wYfcCO4dwCNGBmWG8rquqfA=/640x336/smart/filters:fill(white):format(webp):quality(70)/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.topito.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2019%2F01%2Fune_cartes_demogr.jpg)
Top 10 des cartes de pays si leur taille correspondait au nombre d'habitants
![](https://i.topito.com/OCmTz3hUUSmHJIbSvShABNsLT_A_ULKkE90H2dyb_W8=/640x336/smart/filters:fill(white):format(webp):quality(70)/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.topito.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2020%2F09%2Ftop-marseille-maudit-1.jpg)
Top 12 des preuves que Marseille est une ville maudite
![](https://i.topito.com/oeMysV-xggQcqjtIoqCiEbj4jIaM9B2cCpXyYE4jbcw=/640x336/smart/filters:fill(white):format(webp):quality(70)/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.topito.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2020%2F09%2Ftop-tweet-bedos.jpg)
Top 20 des tweets les plus drôles sur l'affaire Nicolas Bedos, vivez bordel de flûte
![](https://i.topito.com/S1DubLJDz9NCnR3oV_ko3nZCVIB7n9onmPcB2QmIp2Q=/640x360/smart/filters:fill(white):format(webp):quality(70)/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.topito.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2020%2F09%2FMINIA-B-V-C.jpg)
On teste l'équipe de Brutus VS César !
![](https://i.topito.com/uSDN1ywIGA-a7xpKZIqOhtoqrCrsjAcYNHyaL5nCQv8=/640x336/smart/filters:fill(white):format(webp):quality(70)/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.topito.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2020%2F09%2Ffait-diver.jpg)
Top 10 des faits divers les plus débiles, les champions de la semaine #302
![](https://i.topito.com/EDLOryNPuQ0L6gCnCszF4Mvs0QZx7fZPo1zeyoFRVXg=/640x336/smart/filters:fill(white):format(webp):quality(70)/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.topito.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2020%2F09%2Ftop-teube-semaine-65.jpg)
Top 10 des gens les plus teubés de la semaine, épisode 65
![](https://i.topito.com/LRDDrU7q956oc80DB6dZHWcect2TIX-ZSO4zjUusgZU=/640x336/smart/filters:fill(white):format(webp):quality(70)/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.topito.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2020%2F09%2Ftop-bars-22h.jpg)
Top 15 des avantages à fermer les bars à 22h, merci le gouvernement
![](https://i.topito.com/A4GfpvhqkHEMVoZRIxJR-n1qkZQn_7PYbo5WreIeo1s=/640x336/smart/filters:fill(white):format(webp):quality(70)/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.topito.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2020%2F09%2Ftop-tweet-mesures-covid.jpg)
Top 15 des tweets les plus drôles sur les annonces du gouvernement, elles sont bien écarlates
![](https://i.topito.com/2FODeFFOhkFwjF5t90rDhUdEq9fd67RzvOrrqs5VG7c=/640x336/smart/filters:fill(white):format(webp):quality(70)/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.topito.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2019%2F12%2Fune_bernard_arnault.jpg)
Top 10 des comparaisons entre ton fric et celui de Bernard Arnault, le Français le plus riche du monde
![](https://i.topito.com/PPNhe5t3gLR8hZiTCsRPuj6HSgQic6g2XgHBAmVx7mo=/640x336/smart/filters:fill(white):format(webp):quality(70)/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.topito.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2020%2F09%2FUNE_TOP_TWEET_TENUE_REPUBLICAINE.jpg)
Top 15 des tweets les plus drôles sur la tenue républicaine de Blanquer
![](https://i.topito.com/hVTarinzdg-RkkLUoJ3vbtTJktjteRb2sCGEL8FJQ8s=/640x336/smart/filters:fill(white):format(webp):quality(70)/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.topito.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2020%2F09%2FFROMAGE.jpg)
« Manger du fromage fait vivre plus vieux », l’étude à la con du jour #4
![](https://i.topito.com/vQP_NzPpjQDBp51h4GO3w8WNjCxhPG_m5CQi5lhzguY=/640x336/smart/filters:fill(white):format(webp):quality(70)/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.topito.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2020%2F09%2Ftop-champion-301.jpg)
Top 10 des faits divers les plus débiles, les champions de la semaine #301
![](https://i.topito.com/rWzvsdjFQggHbtnh7MiQXxegWYEkWIyURyVdl3hCa6M=/640x336/smart/filters:fill(white):format(webp):quality(70)/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.topito.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2020%2F09%2Ftop-pas-aller-belgique.jpg)
Top 10 des raisons de ne jamais plus foutre les pieds en Belgique
![](https://i.topito.com/SZMfXt4N-dQ0ce2VP1WEGaQRCIgUEOlDHURLDaEH_vg=/640x336/smart/filters:fill(white):format(webp):quality(70)/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.topito.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2020%2F09%2Fjean-pierre-pernaut-de-retour-au-13h-20181112-1309-bd7ea8-0%401x.jpg)
Top 10 des sujets les plus engagés de Jean-Pierre Pernaut, ceux qui nous ont marqués
![](https://i.topito.com/vltbJiPn9MHPfTHGpfy81unpHEVGhlHvNhmxFivRXvs=/640x360/smart/filters:fill(white):format(webp):quality(70)/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.topito.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2020%2F09%2FCQTP-TEST-COVID.jpg)
Ce qu'on pense quand on fait le test Covid
![](https://i.topito.com/lCsSU_grpQqCkuBUhnX76kFg_pNWyHrNYniNJ2v-Azc=/640x360/smart/filters:fill(white):format(webp):quality(70)/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.topito.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2020%2F09%2FMATHIEU-LOGEMENT-MINIA.jpg)
Quand tu cherches un appart à Paris
![](https://i.topito.com/F-dYF0dnomq0jTpsZi9v6GB9Eqta_znmilTzkjGL-wA=/640x336/smart/filters:fill(white):format(webp):quality(70)/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.topito.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2020%2F09%2Fmouche-1.jpg)
Top 10 des faits divers les plus débiles, les champions de la semaine #300
![](https://i.topito.com/fF5Jhz2ljxxbqDoPddT57IIuJSvUrUybaaCg4gPefJ8=/640x336/smart/filters:fill(white):format(webp):quality(70)/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.topito.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2020%2F04%2FLAPSUS-1.jpg)
Top 17 des plus gros lapsus de l’histoire de la politique française
![](https://i.topito.com/5UXw4O72THUQ3e5G98105jqaq1D3oIh-GFa51-5MSkQ=/640x336/smart/filters:fill(white):format(webp):quality(70)/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.topito.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2020%2F09%2FUNE_TOPITO_teubes_2020.jpg)
Top 17 des gens les plus teubés de la semaine, épisode 63
![](https://i.topito.com/mv5e96ObpHmrSQmXHHjlORu5Zw0SfrCGez21rZA2vXM=/640x336/smart/filters:fill(white):format(webp):quality(70)/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.topito.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2020%2F09%2FPRIX-NOBEL.jpg)
Top 9 des candidats au prix Nobel de la Paix les plus polémiques de l'histoire
![](https://i.topito.com/DtgdVMY0rCLrciU-UvztJw6akUh5TQrSFihNYCAhEfE=/640x336/smart/filters:fill(white):format(webp):quality(70)/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.topito.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2020%2F09%2FPicMonkey-Image-4.jpg)
Top 10 des petits dessins masqués de Steffen Kraft, pour recycler tes vieux masques
![](https://i.topito.com/0fePr-0LGAxd1pPlp4NcPFWuQHwmuekuTGeIV3zcvts=/640x336/smart/filters:fill(white):format(webp):quality(70)/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.topito.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2020%2F09%2FUNE_TOP_TWEET_350_2.jpg)
Top 20 des tweets qui nous ont fait rire cette semaine #350
![](https://i.topito.com/EuVOWcT-h5bddqrhhgnp1_vAhcpbeaQmqeeB2GQhAH4=/640x336/smart/filters:fill(white):format(webp):quality(70)/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.topito.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2020%2F09%2Fmeuf-1.jpg)
Top 11 des avantages évidents à être une meuf, les joies du "sexe faible"
![](https://i.topito.com/8MtIjXl-XOjYjf4HByZ5irMSnRZsXvVjl7_71jBRZ34=/640x336/smart/filters:fill(white):format(webp):quality(70)/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.topito.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2019%2F10%2Ftop-censure-iran-2.jpg)
Top 11 des pochettes d'album version iranienne, toutes les femmes ont été retirées
![](https://i.topito.com/vMbMM9u2SpwjZ4ikvQyH7gUP1NWSg8YeCNIBVEGn_dE=/640x336/smart/filters:fill(white):format(webp):quality(70)/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.topito.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2020%2F08%2Fune-tweeet.jpg)
Top 30 des tweets qui nous ont fait rire cette semaine #349
![](https://i.topito.com/rEAgC3aP7X1aRJTbrL-aDlBLpuJJXxrvX-1xBMzKouU=/640x336/smart/filters:fill(white):format(webp):quality(70)/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.topito.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2020%2F08%2Ftop-champion-298.jpg)
Top 10 des faits divers les plus débiles, les champions de la semaine #298
![](https://i.topito.com/w0OT1OMSj02NFkT9G-fgkCYGXEH8RlWKjvR2hLX5PtE=/640x336/smart/filters:fill(white):format(webp):quality(70)/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.topito.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2020%2F08%2FBONNES-NOUVELLES-1.jpg)
Top 15 des bonnes nouvelles pour te remonter le moral en cette rentrée déprimante
![](https://i.topito.com/DuAz86wqe_q0mmIaHC92xYnH9_phArPkonsSjUnWahU=/640x336/smart/filters:fill(white):format(webp):quality(70)/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.topito.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2020%2F08%2FUNE_TOPITO_teubes-ecureuil.jpg)
Top 10 des gens les plus teubés de la semaine, épisode 61
![](https://i.topito.com/Bw4iagD2o8iSzPnXO6BXvJrkH1hDkJu20xGca6-qvD4=/640x336/smart/filters:fill(white):format(webp):quality(70)/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.topito.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2020%2F08%2Ftop-navalny.jpg)
Top 7 des histoires d'empoisonnements politiques les plus scandaleuses
![](https://i.topito.com/t6FXZq2qz3PrBTVXew27EzU2ZDf25Lva-j4VglTgC6s=/640x336/smart/filters:fill(white):format(webp):quality(70)/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.topito.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2020%2F08%2Fune-info.jpg)
Top 8 des news qui ressemblent à un début de film SF, ce n’est pas une défaillance de votre téléviseur
![](https://i.topito.com/8keEtGbng8hmjdl2edSr5UdZmPhHovEVJu_HHWS6dW4=/640x336/smart/filters:fill(white):format(webp):quality(70)/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.topito.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2020%2F08%2Ftop-messi.jpg)
Top 10 des clubs où Messi pourrait jouer, adieu Barcelone
![](https://i.topito.com/ozdTwt1L2R42pjnWS90Qw345Ih-Fb2ZTe3mM2QawOLI=/640x336/smart/filters:fill(white):format(webp):quality(70)/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.topito.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2020%2F08%2FAVANTAGES_MASQUES_ENTREPRISES.jpg)
Top 10 des avantages à porter son masque en entreprise, adieu les haleines qui puent
![](https://i.topito.com/eADmj9FOV34CwkEUMS-THEdLPkJfwW_zqV_n9w3Occs=/640x336/smart/filters:fill(white):format(webp):quality(70)/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.topito.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2020%2F08%2Fune-twitter-1.jpg)
Top 30 des tweets qui nous ont fait rire cette semaine #348
![](https://i.topito.com/xm7dq8vvkFY44-a1ZlQM5TkctPbj59qm0s5OWI0ZCsE=/640x336/smart/filters:fill(white):format(webp):quality(70)/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.topito.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2020%2F08%2Ftop-champions-297.jpg)
Top 10 des faits divers les plus débiles, les champions de la semaine #297
![](https://i.topito.com/lcV_vXgG-jMQrLAop7-1ydyOg7ZjG_qrQ1JiJP-Pays=/640x336/smart/filters:fill(white):format(webp):quality(70)/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.topito.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2020%2F08%2Ftop-celebration.jpg)
Top 7 des restrictions sur les matchs de foot vraiment débiles
![](https://i.topito.com/XEBgAdCYbEIS-ykt59pD_bYS3U1uEoujBrjfE3h2TSs=/640x336/smart/filters:fill(white):format(webp):quality(70)/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.topito.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2020%2F08%2FUNE_TOPITO_emoji_vraie_vie.jpg)
Top 10 des gens les plus teubés de la semaine, épisode 60
![](https://i.topito.com/OnJjBGeGgxk-lv52S_u8SQ5PEQx8N2RFZn0b2QqDRXY=/640x336/smart/filters:fill(white):format(webp):quality(70)/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.topito.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2020%2F08%2Ftop-tweet-psg.jpg)
Top 15 des tweets les plus drôles sur la victoire du PSG face à Leipzig, on est en finale !
![](https://i.topito.com/EnsD0ifATBYO1Dhi9BflO3e3e44H7FsjctrZIaqTjL4=/640x336/smart/filters:fill(white):format(webp):quality(70)/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.topito.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2020%2F08%2FUNE_ALLOC_RENTREE.jpg)
Top 15 des tweets les plus drôles sur l'allocation de rentrée
![](https://i.topito.com/YfT2jrNKwjyKxRb85vY6V_5aZCrLLVb5XWdY6STqSYU=/640x336/smart/filters:fill(white):format(webp):quality(70)/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.topito.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2020%2F08%2Ftop-animaux-ete.jpg)
Top 9 des animaux qui passent un été plus pourri que toi (à cause de grosses enflures)
![](https://i.topito.com/C9jrVOrlNmIDnVn_NU8w5Q_Uew-txzu8XASfryec_Zw=/640x336/smart/filters:fill(white):format(webp):quality(70)/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.topito.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2020%2F08%2Ftop-tweet-347.jpg)
Top 30 des tweets qui nous ont fait rire cette semaine #347
![](https://i.topito.com/Gd5MBRurbXUgMfTjfJ0tBqlGpsOjn4NmCmZDjTfx2pM=/640x336/smart/filters:fill(white):format(webp):quality(70)/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.topito.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2020%2F08%2Ftop-champion-296.jpg)