Citation
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Top 30+ des meilleures citations sur les c*ns, très utile pour prendre du recul
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Top 80+ des plus belles citations Disney, les répliques des films cultes
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Top 20 des punchlines de Ricky Gervais, le plus humaniste des misanthropes
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Top 10 des citations philosophiques d'Homer Simpson, de belles leçons de vie
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Top 15 des meilleures punchlines de Florence Foresti
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Top 15 des films dont on ne veut plus entendre les répliques, STOOOOOOOOOOP
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Top 20 des meilleures citations de Tania Dutel, une femme qu'elle a un humour comme ça
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Top 10+ des meilleures citations du Petit Nicolas, marrant ce gosse
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Top 70 des meilleures citations de Naruto
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Top 25 des meilleures punchlines de Paul Mirabel
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Top 16 des plus belles citations du Petit Prince
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Top 40 des meilleures citations de jeux vidéo, des punchlines à utiliser IRL
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Top 100 des meilleures citations sur la famille, assez pratique ces gens en fait
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Top 100 des plus belles citations sur l'amour, pour déclarer sa flamme
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Top 20 des citations les plus drôles sur l'Angleterre
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Top 15 des plus belles citations de Pelé, un joueur qui en avait dans les mollets
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Top 20 des meilleures punchlines de Marina Rollman, une personne merveilleuse
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Top 20 des meilleures répliques d'Alain Chabat, le classement ultime
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Top 10 des pires citations de Giorgia Meloni, la future première ministre de l'Italie
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Top 8 des riches qui ont clairement la notion de l'argent, c'est dur les fins de mois
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Top 10 des citations célèbres sur lesquelles on se trompe toujours
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Top 10 des meilleures punchlines d'Ahmed Sylla, le roi de l'humour
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Top 13 des citations de politique qui leur sont bien revenues dans la gueule, l'effet boomerang
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Top 20 des meilleures répliques de The Office, that's what she said
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Top 20 des meilleures phrases à dire juste avant de mourir
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Top 15 des citations les plus profondes de Jean-Claude Van Damme
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Top 10 des citations qui nous viennent de la pub et on l'avait oublié (ou presque)
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Top 16 des déclarations de Macron qui vont quand même un peu loin
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Top 20 des meilleures citations de Blanche Gardin, parce qu'on l'aime
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Top 14 des meilleures citations de Shirley Souagnon, une personne (très) drôle
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Top 25 des meilleures répliques de Monica dans Friends (une personne aussi maniaque que merveilleuse)
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Top 24 des meilleures citations d'Alex Ramires, une personne merveilleuse
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Top 15 des meilleures punchlines de Bernard Tapie
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Top 25 des meilleures phrases de yearbook de l'histoire, des gens vraiment cocasses
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Top 30+ des meilleures punchlines de rap sur l'amour (un peu romantique, mais pas trop)
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Top 20 des citations sur Paris, la ville qui inspire
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Top 25 des meilleures citations d'Alexandre Astier, la personne qu'on préfère dans le monde entier
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Top 15 des pires citations sur les femmes, il est où le respect ?
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Top 30+ des citations sur les voyages, à sortir dans l'avion
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Top 20 des citations de Socrate, un philosophe assez connu
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