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Top 10 des avantages à être petite (faire 1m55, c'est la classe on vous dit)
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Top 30+ des pires traductions de merde, quand la langue française pique les yeux
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Top 12 des meilleurs signes astrologiques du meilleur au pire, le classement ultime
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Top 20+ des insultes rares et élégantes, pour humilier ses ennemis avec classe
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Top 30+ des photos de famille de Noël un peu gênantes, joyeux malaise à tous
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Top 40+ des choses qu'on a forcément connues quand on a grandi à la campagne
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Top 20 des prénoms de connards, ceux qu'il ne faut pas donner à vos enfants
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Top 30 des phrases qu'on dit après 30 ans, un cap est passé
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Top 20 des tweets de Dieu, pour qu'on arrête de parler en son nom
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Top 18 des perles entendues par les pompiers, attention, on a affaire à des champions
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Top 10 des raisons de penser que les Bretons vont conquérir le monde (et il n'y aura pas de prisonnier)
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Top 20+ des photos les plus cools de Jacques Chirac, un président comme on n'en fait plus
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Top 10 des réalités sur les infirmières qui vont faire mal aux hommes
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Top 150+ des meilleures blagues courtes, pour ceux qui aiment l'humour de qualité
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Top 15 des fautes de français qui arrachent l'oreille
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Top 40+ des meilleurs mots doux (ou durs) à l'attention des voisins
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Top 11 des affiches qui devraient plus choquer que celles du Ministère de la Santé, bonjour les homophobes
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Top 11 des effets positifs de la bière sur la santé, tout est affaire de modération
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Top 50 des phrases pour foutre la merde à table à Noël
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Top 12 des raisons qui prouvent que, bientôt, les roux domineront le monde
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Top 15 des messages loufoques entendus dans les trains belges
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Top 10 des déformations professionnelles des institutrices en maternelle
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Top 10 des pires citations des philosophes des lumières, vous avez dit raciste ?
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Top 100 des photos au timing (vraiment) parfait
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Top 18 des expressions de beauf à réhabiliter, la poésie des vrais bonhommes
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Top 10 des phrases de patients qui énervent le plus les infirmiers libéraux
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Top 25+ des spécialités du Sud-Ouest qui défoncent le reste du Monde, oui du Monde !
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Top 100 des détournements sur Nicolas Sarkozy pendant la marche, alias Joe L'incruste
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Top 15 des infographies avant / après avoir des enfants, c'est vrai que la vie change "un peu"
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Top 50 des vieilles pubs nauséabondes qui feraient scandale aujourd'hui
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Top 15 des souvenirs de joueur de PlayStation, la 1, la vraie....
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Top 10 des bonnes raisons d’être bordélique (ranger c'est pour les nazes)
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Top 11 des phrases qu'on ne supporte plus d'entendre quand on n'a pas le permis
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Top 10 des avantages évidents à être bassiste d'un groupe de rock
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Top 100 des avantages d'être célibataire, dans ta gueule le couple
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Top 25+ des expressions "c'est presque ça, mais pas vraiment non plus"
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Top 50+ des accessoires pour chat les plus cool
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Top 12 des grandes questions qui agitent le monde de la raclette
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Top 10 des mots qui changent de sens quand t'es en prépa, courage les amis
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Top 10 des vieilles blagues pourries qui ne font plus rire personne (STOP)
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Top 15 des preuves que les enfants des années 90 sont des survivants
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