Il est né le divin enfant, jouez, hautbois, résonnez, musettes. Il est né le divin enfant, chantons tous son avènement !
Sur l’air de Despacito, du coup.
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Bonus
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Vive Jésus !
Top 10 des Unes de journaux si Jésus naissait aujourd'hui (il est né le divin enfant)
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