Je ne vais rien vous apprendre en vous annonçant que dans la vie il existe des gens super cons. D’aucuns diraient qu’ils font légion. Voilà pourquoi on a eu l’idée pertinente de vous demander de partager avec nous les trucs les plus débiles jamais entendus dans l’histoire de votre vie. Et une chose est sûre : vous avez entendu un sacré paquet de conneries.
Casser des oeufs ou ne pas casser des oeufs, telle est l'omelette
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C'est bien de le reconnaître
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Les animaux clairement soulés
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"Comme par hasard"
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La pire question de l'humanité
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Zéro pointé au bac de géo
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Malheur aux gens qui se font opérer
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Et il ne doit malheureusement pas être le seul
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Ivre, il a pas compris ce qu'il disait
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Pourquoi se fatiguer ?
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Etchebest en PLS
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Complètement con ou complètement drôle (je mise sur la deuxième option)
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Qu'on lui donne une médaille
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Best jeu de mot
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C'est pas comme si un président des Etats-Unis l'avait conseillé
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A quel moment ?
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Indice : l'une fait roter
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Faible connaissance en aliments
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Mignon
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"Comme de par hasard" (bis)
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On essaie tous de rester dans ce déni
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Bonne réponse
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P'tite mère, on lui jette pas la pierre
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Si seulement
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Le gars qui n'a pas compris le concept
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Tu dead ça la chronologie
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Et le meilleur pour la fin
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Le plus simple c’est encore de faire notre test de Q.I.