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La Saint-Valentin est peut être juste une fête commerciale mais tu te dois quand même de faire un petit cadeau ou d’avoir une petite attention envers la personne qui partage ta vie. Attention, on te prévient, tous les cadeaux ne sont pas bons à offrir. Alors pour t’aider, on t’a fait une liste de ceux qu’il vaut mieux éviter d’offrir, sauf si tu aimes te prendre la tête et risquer de finir seul…
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Un mug pour les grands romantiques qui veulent déclarer leur flamme
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Monsieur TShirt
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Un intérieur fourrure rose pour sa voiture
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Pahajim
Parce que tu le/la prend pour une beauf. D'ailleurs on a un top cadeaux beaufs si tu veux vraiment l'emmerder.
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Un paillasson "merde, encore toi...", parce que c'est ce que tu penses à chaque fois qu'il.elle passe la porte
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Amazon.fr
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Un livre pour les mauvais coups
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La Bourse aux Livres
Par contre tu peux lui offrir le livre Jouissance Club, pour apprendre plein de trucs à deux.
Un mug qui te dit presque gentiment de te taire, direct mais mérité
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Tshirt Corner
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Des petits savons en forme de pénis, pour rappeler la taille de celle de ton partenaire
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Etsy
Et si tu veux plus d'objets pénis, viens voir notre top spécial pénis et cadeaux pénis, pour l'amour de la verge.
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C’est bon t’as compris la leçon ? Tu peux aussi trouver des supers cadeaux Saint-Valentin pour femme et d’incroyables cadeaux Saint-Valentin pour homme.
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