Top 50 des citations à la con (mais drôles) de Fussoir

Personne ne sait ce qu’est un fussoir, mais c’est tout comme. Les plus fans des Robins des Bois parmi vous connaissent certainement la référence qui vous fait une sorte de fussoir ! En 2015 le Fussoir c’est surtout quelqu’un qui s’amuse à écrire et répertorier des citations tantôt absurdes et tantôt pertinentes.

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#powerrangers #powerangers #powerranger #poweranger #casque #moto #motard #ducati #bmw #royalenfield #tendanceroadster #fussoir #harleydavidson #biker #rider #easyrider

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#blancheneige #nain #waltdisney #disney #blagues #blague #humour #fussoir

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#froid #chaud #medecine #legiste #rap #fussoir #humour #instajoke

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#symptoms #symptome #paresse #paresseux #fussoir #drole

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#cordonbleu #jambonblanc #fussoir #daltonie #humour #funny #fussoir

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#tupperware #chaussures #salope #couvercle #fussoir #humour

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#durex #manix #vergetures #monospace #grossesse #fussoir

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#vitamine #vitaminec #instajoke #instagram #instagood #instafun #fussoir

A post shared by FUSSOIR (@jeanmichelfussoir) on Dec 30, 2015 at 1:46am PST

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#fussoir #con #gens #PrayForParis #jesuisenterrasse

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#girafe #boncoup #cou #82222 #tinder #adopteunmec #fussoir #humour

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Le jeu Fussoir est toujours dispo ici ?http://bit.ly/jeuFussoir ? #Gaulois #Cesar #Cesarsalade #Fussoir #Julescesar

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Le jeu Fussoir est toujours dispo ici ?http://bit.ly/jeuFussoir ? #SaintValentin #Fussoir #Couple #SaintValentin2020 #Maitresse #Amant #sansvalentin

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Le jeu Fussoir est toujours dispo ici ?http://bit.ly/jeuFussoir ? #Fussoir #Potage #Tripotage #Liebig #Soupe #Secondegre

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Le jeu Fussoir est toujours dispo ici ?http://bit.ly/jeuFussoir ? #LaPeste #Lagrippe #CoronaVirus #AlbertCamus #Fussoir

A post shared by FUSSOIR (@jeanmichelfussoir) on Feb 5, 2020 at 3:24pm PST

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#Fussoir #Oedipe #cunnilingus

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#Rangetachambre #Voisine #Voisin #Enfant #Kids #Fuchiard #Fussoir

A post shared by FUSSOIR (@jeanmichelfussoir) on Jan 29, 2020 at 9:58am PST

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#amoureux #meetic #tinder #happn #adopteunmec #couple #love #fussoir

A post shared by FUSSOIR (@jeanmichelfussoir) on Jan 24, 2020 at 11:06am PST

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#repost #mais #crematorium #fussoir ?

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#Patrick #PatrickBruel #Patricksebastien #Fussoir #Absurde #PatrickBalkany #PatrickSwayze #PatrickDewaere #PatrickFiori #PatrickDempsey #SaintPatrick #Patrickletoiledemer #PatrickViera

A post shared by FUSSOIR (@jeanmichelfussoir) on Jan 21, 2020 at 9:58am PST

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#Fussoir #Puncline #blaguedemerde #Blaguepourrie #Siecledeslumieres

A post shared by FUSSOIR (@jeanmichelfussoir) on Jan 16, 2020 at 3:41am PST

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Très bon https://twitter.com/dangagnon ? #Solde #Bourré #Fussoir #Lessoldes #Soldes2020

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Galettedesrois #Épiphanie #Fussoir #Galettedesrois #Galette #Fêve #Hashtag

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Bravo https://twitter.com/drizions #Sapin #Fussoir #noel #Reveillon #Demonter

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#GrandCru #Piquette #Vin #Piquette #Fussoir #Trouducul #Fussoir #repost

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Qui n'a pas encore commandé son jeu Fussoir pour Noel? Livraisons 24h E-shop : ?? https://bit.ly/2QZ9y0b Amazon : ?? https://amzn.to/2XQXeRn #Fromage #Raclette #Fondue #Fussoir #Bébé #enceinte #garconoufille

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Encore quelques jours pour commander son jeu Fussoir ? E-shop pour les écolos : ?? https://bit.ly/2QZ9y0b Amazon pour les autre : ?? https://amzn.to/2XQXeRn #Sommeil #reparateur #Fussoir #Dormir #Nuit #dodo

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#LeJeuASeRireDessus #MadeinChina #Weekend #fussoir

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#Vudanslarue #MerciInternet #Fussoir #Diable #Jeuàseriredessus #OriginalCup

A post shared by FUSSOIR (@jeanmichelfussoir) on Nov 27, 2019 at 11:27am PST

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#Realmadrid #Paris #PSG #ParisSaintGermain #Football #Mbappe #Gamelle #GamelleParis

A post shared by FUSSOIR (@jeanmichelfussoir) on Nov 26, 2019 at 6:09am PST

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Tu prends l’apéro ? #apero #vin #vigneron #sommelier

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#nezquicoule #Nezbouché #Enrhumé #Fussoir #Mystere #Mysteredelavie

A post shared by FUSSOIR (@jeanmichelfussoir) on Nov 2, 2019 at 8:42am PDT

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#ladameblanche #dameblanche #horrormovies #filmdhorreur #fussoir #fussoir #jeanmichelfussoir

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#EmileZola #Zola #Gorgonzola #fromage #jeanmichelfussoir #fussoir

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#verreamoitiévide #Fussoir #emmerder #Joke #JeanMichelFussoir #Optimisme #Pessimisme

A post shared by FUSSOIR (@jeanmichelfussoir) on Sep 30, 2019 at 11:17am PDT

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#bouffe #regime #Taille38 #Fussoir #fashionweek #fashionweek2019 #fashionweek2019september

A post shared by FUSSOIR (@jeanmichelfussoir) on Sep 25, 2019 at 2:36am PDT

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Bravo : https://twitter.com/Conardeur #Ex #Fussoir #Génial #couple

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#Vacances #Rentrée #Fussoir #Rentrée2019 #Rentrée2019 #repost

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#banque #comptejoint #boursorama #fussoir

A post shared by FUSSOIR (@jeanmichelfussoir) on Aug 18, 2019 at 9:07am PDT

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#jeannedarc #fussoir #cuite #repost

A post shared by FUSSOIR (@jeanmichelfussoir) on Aug 14, 2019 at 8:57am PDT

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#repost #Tromper #gifler #Fussoir #Punchline

A post shared by FUSSOIR (@jeanmichelfussoir) on Aug 8, 2019 at 10:19am PDT

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#petitdejeuner #fussoir #apero #repas #aperotime #ffa #federationfrancaisedelaperitif

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#apéro #aperotime #fussoir #gamelle #gamelleparis #jeanmichelfussoir #mardi #jeudi #ffa #federationfrancaisedelaperitif

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#Fussoir #DoubleMenton #Humour #BlagueCourte #Horrible #HumourNoir

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#Lesaviezvous #Fussoir #Jean #Bite #Incroyable #JeanMichelFussoir #Lourdeur #Pourinfo #Tips

A post shared by FUSSOIR (@jeanmichelfussoir) on Jul 16, 2019 at 5:43am PDT

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#Fussoir #JeanMichelFussoir #Blague #Humour

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#argent #Fussoir #Riche #Bonheur #Largentnefaitpaslebonheur #Blague #Punchline

A post shared by FUSSOIR (@jeanmichelfussoir) on Jul 2, 2019 at 11:15am PDT

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#fetedelamusique #fussoir #porquetevas

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#fetedelamusique #stephaniedemonaco #fussoir

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#fetedelamusique #U2 #fussoir

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#Fussoir

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