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Finalement, s’il existe un seul point commun entre les marseillais et les parisiens, c’est bien qu’un milliard de clichés gravitent autour d’eux, et que faire partie de ces communautés socialement construites demande pas mal d’efforts d’infiltration. Heureusement pour toi, voili voilou (oui oui j’ai dit voili voilou) un petit starter pack qui devrait te filer un petit coup de pouce.
La skyline de Marseille
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Un kit pour fabriquer son pastis, le roi du pastaga c'est toi !
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Un tote bag les calanques de Marseille
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Un Monopoly Marseille
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Une masse pour casser ta télé
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Marius de Pagnol, et l'idée c'est de lire l'intégrale de Pagnol, tankaff
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Le DVD du match OM Milan 1993
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Un porte-clé Ligue des Champions, toujours premiers
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Une bouteille d'huile d'olive
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Une paire de Birkenstock
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Un jeu de boules de pétanque, la base
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Des verres Ricard
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Un shampoing le Petit Marseillais
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Un dictionnaire "Le parler marseillais", pour comprendre ce qu'on te dit
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Un jeu de tarot de Marseille
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Une boule à neige de La Bonne Mère, avec l'accent
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Une plaque de rue décorative "Allez l'OM"
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Un déguisement de Pastis Man, le roi du Pastis
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Un t-shirt "Oh peuchère"
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Des autocollants sur les bases de Marseille
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Un livre sur les éboueurs de Marseille, pour mieux les comprendre
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Une affiche de la ville de Marseille
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Un poster Pastis de Marseille
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Un mug "Marseille mon amour"
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Un T-shirt Tu tires ou tu pointes ? (à prononcer avec l'accent)
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Un poster téléchargeable "ON CRAINT DEGUN"
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Un pin's "Cagole for life"
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Un t-shirt "Liberté, Égalité, Bouillabaisse"
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Une affiche Ricard
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Un pull "Enfants du sud"
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Un authentique savon de Marseille
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Un cabas "Les calanques de Marseille"
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Un maillot de foot de l'OM
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Un authentique saucisson d’Arles
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Ils ne sont plus dispos, et c'est dommage
Un mug hyperbole, pour ceux qui aiment exagérer
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Un coussin autruche, pour une sieste n'importe où, n'importe quand
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Un gant pour faire la sieste partout
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Un tampon très tchatcheur, avec Barack
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J’aurais bien fini ce top sur une petite expression marseillaise, mais je n’en connais point. De ce fait laissez moi le temps d’aller en chercher une sur l’internet.
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Tié fada.
Bisou.
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