:format(webp):quality(70)/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.topito.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2010%2F05%2Funnamed.jpg)
Finalement, s’il existe un seul point commun entre les marseillais et les parisiens, c’est bien qu’un milliard de clichés gravitent autour d’eux, et que faire partie de ces communautés socialement construites demande pas mal d’efforts d’infiltration. Heureusement pour toi, voili voilou (oui oui j’ai dit voili voilou) un petit starter pack qui devrait te filer un petit coup de pouce.
La skyline de Marseille
:format(webp):quality(70)/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.topito.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2010%2F05%2Fskyline-de-marseille.jpg)
Un kit pour fabriquer son pastis, le roi du pastaga c'est toi !
:format(webp):quality(70)/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.topito.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2023%2F09%2Fpastis.jpg)
Une affiche de la ville de Marseille
:format(webp):quality(70)/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.topito.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2010%2F05%2Faffiche-marseille.jpg)
Un tote bag les calanques de Marseille
:format(webp):quality(70)/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.topito.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2010%2F05%2Fun-tote-bag-les-calanques-de-marseille.jpg)
Un Monopoly Marseille
:format(webp):quality(70)/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.topito.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2016%2F03%2Fmonopoly-marseille.jpg)
Une masse pour casser ta télé
:format(webp):quality(70)/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.topito.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2017%2F04%2F418PGWGN9FL._SX425_.jpg)
Une bouteille d'huile d'olive
:format(webp):quality(70)/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.topito.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2010%2F05%2Fbouteille-huile-olive.jpg)
Marius de Pagnol, et l'idée c'est de lire l'intégrale de Pagnol, tankaff
:format(webp):quality(70)/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.topito.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2010%2F05%2Fmarius-pagnol.jpg)
Le DVD du match OM Milan 1993
:format(webp):quality(70)/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.topito.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2010%2F05%2Fdvd-match-om-milan-1993.jpg)
Un pull "Enfants du sud"
:format(webp):quality(70)/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.topito.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2018%2F12%2Fpull-enfants-sud.jpg)
Un authentique savon de Marseille
:format(webp):quality(70)/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.topito.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2010%2F05%2Fsavon-de-marseille-1.jpg)
Un poster Pastis de Marseille
:format(webp):quality(70)/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.topito.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2010%2F05%2Faffiche-pastis.jpg)
Des verres Ricard
:format(webp):quality(70)/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.topito.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2010%2F05%2Fverre-ricard.jpg)
Un porte-clé Ligue des Champions, toujours premiers
:format(webp):quality(70)/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.topito.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2010%2F05%2Fporte-clefs-ligue-champions.jpg)
Un mug "Marseille mon amour"
:format(webp):quality(70)/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.topito.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2010%2F05%2Fmug-sacre-marseillais.jpg)
Un T-shirt Tu tires ou tu pointes ? (à prononcer avec l'accent)
:format(webp):quality(70)/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.topito.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2010%2F05%2Ft-shirt-tu-tires-ou-tu-pointes.jpg)
Un cabas "Les calanques de Marseille"
:format(webp):quality(70)/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.topito.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2018%2F12%2Fcabas-marseille.jpg)
Une paire de Birkenstock
:format(webp):quality(70)/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.topito.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2018%2F05%2FFireShot-Capture-310-Birkenstock-Madrid-Birko-Flor_-MainA_-https___www.amazon.fr_Birkenstock-.jpg)
Un jeu de boules de pétanque, la base
:format(webp):quality(70)/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.topito.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2010%2F05%2Fset-petanque.jpg)
Un maillot de foot de l'OM
:format(webp):quality(70)/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.topito.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2010%2F05%2Fmaillot-de-om-1.jpg)
Un shampoing le Petit Marseillais
:format(webp):quality(70)/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.topito.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2010%2F05%2Fshampoing-petit-marseillais.jpg)
Un poster téléchargeable "ON CRAINT DEGUN"
:format(webp):quality(70)/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.topito.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2010%2F05%2Faffiche-telechargeable-craint-degun.jpg)
Un dictionnaire "Le parler marseillais", pour comprendre ce qu'on te dit
:format(webp):quality(70)/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.topito.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2019%2F08%2Fdictionnaire-parler-marseillais.jpg)
Un jeu de tarot de Marseille
:format(webp):quality(70)/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.topito.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2019%2F08%2Fjeu-tarot-marseille.jpg)
Une plaque de rue décorative "Allez l'OM"
:format(webp):quality(70)/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.topito.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2019%2F08%2Fplaque-rue-allez-om.jpg)
Un pin's "Cagole for life"
:format(webp):quality(70)/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.topito.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2019%2F08%2Fpins-cagole-for-life.jpg)
Une boule à neige de La Bonne Mère, avec l'accent
:format(webp):quality(70)/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.topito.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2019%2F08%2Fboule-neige-la-bonne-mere.jpg)
Des autocollants sur les bases de Marseille
:format(webp):quality(70)/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.topito.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2019%2F08%2Fautocollants-marseille.jpg)
Un déguisement de Pastis Man, le roi du Pastis
:format(webp):quality(70)/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.topito.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2019%2F02%2Fdeguisement-pastis-man-1.jpg)
Un livre sur les éboueurs de Marseille, pour mieux les comprendre
:format(webp):quality(70)/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.topito.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2019%2F08%2Flivre-eboueurs-marseille.jpg)
Un t-shirt "Oh peuchère"
:format(webp):quality(70)/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.topito.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2019%2F08%2Ft-shirt-oh-peuchere.jpg)
Un t-shirt "Liberté, Égalité, Bouillabaisse"
:format(webp):quality(70)/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.topito.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2019%2F08%2Ft-shirt-liberte-egalite-bouillabaisse.jpg)
Un authentique saucisson d’Arles
:format(webp):quality(70)/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.topito.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2021%2F10%2Fauthentique-saucisson-arles.jpg)
Une affiche Ricard
:format(webp):quality(70)/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.topito.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2019%2F10%2Fune-affiche-ricard-marseille.jpg)
Ils ne sont plus dispos, et c'est dommage
Un gant pour faire la sieste partout
:format(webp):quality(70)/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.topito.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2016%2F11%2Fcoussin-main-voyage.jpg)
Un coussin autruche, pour une sieste n'importe où, n'importe quand
:format(webp):quality(70)/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.topito.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2013%2F04%2Foreiller-integral-sieste-autruche.jpg)
Un tampon très tchatcheur, avec Barack
:format(webp):quality(70)/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.topito.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2017%2F04%2FBARAAAAAACK.jpg)
Un mug hyperbole, pour ceux qui aiment exagérer
:format(webp):quality(70)/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.topito.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2018%2F05%2Fil_570xN.1544357461_lvt2.jpg)
J’aurais bien fini ce top sur une petite expression marseillaise, mais je n’en connais point. De ce fait laissez moi le temps d’aller en chercher une sur l’internet.
…
…
…
…….
Tié fada.
Bisou.
:format(webp):quality(70)/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.topito.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2026%2F04%2Fceline-dion-place-scaled.jpg)
:format(webp):quality(70)/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.topito.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2016%2F05%2Fune_celine_dion.png)
:format(webp):quality(70)/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.topito.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2022%2F03%2Fessence.jpg)
:format(webp):quality(70)/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.topito.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2022%2F03%2FLUNE.jpeg)
:format(webp):quality(70)/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.topito.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2018%2F03%2FUNE_REDAC-campagn.jpg)
:format(webp):quality(70)/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.topito.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2017%2F06%2Fune-malcolm.jpg)
:format(webp):quality(70)/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.topito.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2016%2F08%2F1280-cassava-beer-africa.jpg)
:format(webp):quality(70)/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.topito.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2015%2F05%2Fbattle-379246-1432213588.jpg)
:format(webp):quality(70)/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.topito.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2022%2F06%2FURBAIN.jpg)
:format(webp):quality(70)/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.topito.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2016%2F08%2FPLEONASME-1.jpg)
:format(webp):quality(70)/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.topito.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2018%2F03%2Fune-astro.jpg)
:format(webp):quality(70)/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.topito.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2019%2F01%2FTEST-BEAUF.jpg)
:format(webp):quality(70)/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.topito.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2016%2F11%2FWe-Need-To-Talk-Mom-Funny-Marijuana-Rolling-Papers.jpg)
:format(webp):quality(70)/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.topito.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2021%2F10%2FBLAGUES.jpg)