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Yes we can Vote #2 : François Fillon
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Top 10 des trucs qui sont français quand ça nous arrange, cocorico ah pardon non
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Top 10 des trucs qui risquent de modifier ta vie sexuelle très bientôt
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Top 20 des preuves que ton crime n'est pas parfait du tout, bonjour le boulet
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Top 10 des plus grosses injustices dont Fillon a été la victime, laissez-le tranquille bon sang, cet homme est torturé
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Top 10 des animaux qui ont une vie sexuelle mieux que la tienne (et de loin)
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Top 10 des meilleurs clubs de jazz de Paris, pour se la jouer La La Land
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Top 8 des erreurs scientifiques dans Jurassic Park
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Un porte-monnaie lama
Paperchase
14 €
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Top 15 des règles du code de la route qui changent quand tu arrives à Paris, une ville comme on les aime
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Où est le programme de Macron ?
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Top 12 des raisons de sortir avec une personne qui fait du yoga
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Une coque pour téléphone main
Coucou Suzette
27 €
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