Personne ne sait ce qu’est un fussoir, mais c’est tout comme. Les plus fans des Robins des Bois parmi vous connaissent certainement la référence qui vous fait une sorte de fussoir ! En 2015 le Fussoir c’est surtout quelqu’un qui s’amuse à écrire et répertorier des citations tantôt absurdes et tantôt pertinentes.

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#froid #chaud #medecine #legiste #rap #fussoir #humour #instajoke

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#symptoms #symptome #paresse #paresseux #fussoir #drole

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#cordonbleu #jambonblanc #fussoir #daltonie #humour #funny #fussoir

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#tupperware #chaussures #salope #couvercle #fussoir #humour

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#durex #manix #vergetures #monospace #grossesse #fussoir

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#fussoir #con #gens #PrayForParis #jesuisenterrasse

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#girafe #boncoup #cou #82222 #tinder #adopteunmec #fussoir #humour

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#Fussoir #Oedipe #cunnilingus

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#Rangetachambre #Voisine #Voisin #Enfant #Kids #Fuchiard #Fussoir

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#amoureux #meetic #tinder #happn #adopteunmec #couple #love #fussoir

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#repost #mais #crematorium #fussoir ?

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#LeJeuASeRireDessus #MadeinChina #Weekend #fussoir

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Tu prends l’apéro ? #apero #vin #vigneron #sommelier

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#EmileZola #Zola #Gorgonzola #fromage #jeanmichelfussoir #fussoir

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Bravo : https://twitter.com/Conardeur #Ex #Fussoir #Génial #couple

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#Vacances #Rentrée #Fussoir #Rentrée2019 #Rentrée2019 #repost

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#banque #comptejoint #boursorama #fussoir

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#jeannedarc #fussoir #cuite #repost

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#repost #Tromper #gifler #Fussoir #Punchline

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#Fussoir #DoubleMenton #Humour #BlagueCourte #Horrible #HumourNoir

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#Fussoir #JeanMichelFussoir #Blague #Humour

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#fetedelamusique #fussoir #porquetevas

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#fetedelamusique #stephaniedemonaco #fussoir

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#fetedelamusique #U2 #fussoir

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#Fussoir

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Sinon on a aussi de vraies citations débiles, et des expressions « à peu près », c’est drôle aussi.

VoUs PrEfEreZ lES cItaTiONs A lA CoN oU sUR leS CiTAtioNS sUR Les CoNS ?

Source : Fussoir